Paris Hilton couldn't wait to tell us last night at the SLS Hotel opening what she thought of Britney Spears' latest comeback and her splashy new record, Circus.
"She's hot," Pare-poo purred, when we inquired. Yeah, well, the new Spears extensions may be a little greasy still, but sure, we agree. What do you think of the music, we pressed. After all, P knows her way 'round catchy club-groove tunes, right?
Pretend you agree and hang on for Ms. Hilton's answer…
"Britney is the hottest," Paris repeated, like she was some kind of peroxide robo-bitch. OK now. Let's discuss. Is this some kind of backhanded, revenge critique on the gal's former club companion, and why did that BFF hookup go sour so quickly, anyway? Never mind.
Should also tell you, of course, P.H. was superbusy at the do pimping out her brand-new spankin' Nicole Richie replacement, Best-Friend-For-Never Brittany Flickinger, at the swank soiree, making sure the paps got an earful of her name all night. Paris dished that she, sis Nicky and Brit-hon were all heading down to Miami for a girls-only wild weekend. Wonder how much rebound-partying Benji's doing while P.H. goes out and plays?
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"She's hot," Pare-poo purred, when we inquired. Yeah, well, the new Spears extensions may be a little greasy still, but sure, we agree. What do you think of the music, we pressed. After all, P knows her way 'round catchy club-groove tunes, right?
Pretend you agree and hang on for Ms. Hilton's answer…
"Britney is the hottest," Paris repeated, like she was some kind of peroxide robo-bitch. OK now. Let's discuss. Is this some kind of backhanded, revenge critique on the gal's former club companion, and why did that BFF hookup go sour so quickly, anyway? Never mind.
Should also tell you, of course, P.H. was superbusy at the do pimping out her brand-new spankin' Nicole Richie replacement, Best-Friend-For-Never Brittany Flickinger, at the swank soiree, making sure the paps got an earful of her name all night. Paris dished that she, sis Nicky and Brit-hon were all heading down to Miami for a girls-only wild weekend. Wonder how much rebound-partying Benji's doing while P.H. goes out and plays?
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