Men are...

Posted by Wayne | Sunday, February 08, 2009


1.) Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2.) Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3.) Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4.) Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.) Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6.) Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7.) Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

8.) Men are like .... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

9.) Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

10.) Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

11.) Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12.) Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.) Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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